Celebrity News:

It's a sad day indeed when chocolate is declared off-limits, but on this particular occasion I fear we may have no choice: Cadbury's, it would seem, has sold out. No longer for them the sultry "Flake girls" of old. Oh no - instead we must be content with the trans-Atlantic drones of soul DIVAH Joss Stone - a prospect so unappealing that the pertinent question is no longer whether or not to call a boycott but rather when said boycott should commence.

While a few charitable voices suggest beginning tonight on the ad's debut, we at Independent House are thinking RIGHT NOW - if only because of the sheer tooth-grinding sense of irritation brought on by this promotional video.


And if that wasn't quite enough for you, fear not. This week the celebrity collaborations have rolled at such a pace that we're beginning to wonder if this should be a regular feature. After the jump: Ellen DeGeneres dog food, Pete Wentz hair salons and other endorsements we've learnt of this week.

Screech for I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
Rarely has show business seen such a welcome comeback: Screech, Saved By The Bell's curly teenage anti-hero will return to our screens... advertising trans-fat free dairy substitute I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. But do they know about the sex tape?

Ellen De Generes dog food
Wait, what? Good enough for human consumption, apparently. Well she would say that wouldn't she.

Pete Wentz hair salons
Punk-themed and sexless. Just like his music!

Lindsay Lohan, um, "art?"
Er, yeah. Photos of her tattoos on display in New York. Apparently there's a queue for them. HURRY!

Dina Lohan for E!
Because the world NEEDS TO KNOW how she produced such talented, artistic daughters.