Celebrity News:

It's time to start the long process of getting slightly excited: a celebrity version of The Apprentice will be back in March for Sport Relief. Up to 12 stars will battle it out to impress Sir Alan Sugar and raise money for charity. Unexpected one, this: former BBC chief Greg Dyke is reputedly the first contestant to sign up.

Celebrities such as Cheryl Cole, Jo Brand, Ross Kemp and Piers Morgan took part in the first edition of the show for Comic Relief earlier this year.

Somebody paid to say these things told The Sun: "The show was a massive success when we did it for Comic Relief. Sir Alan can't wait." I bet he can't.